[Okay, back to facing her. He's definitely got the full low down now, but... He doesn't want to alarm her too much.]

I just woke up here [VERY RUDELY] with wings on my back. They're nice, right? They don't help you fly, and if you pull out a feather it hurts. They're as real as your fingers.

[Dia wiggles his fingers for emphasis, still smiling.]